humor: Elephant Jokes, etc.

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

ELEPHANT JOKES

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
   Time to get a new fence.

What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
   You would miss most of the movie.

Why do so many elephants wear bright green nail polish?
   So they can hide in the pea patch.

What was the elephant doing on Route 325?
   About four miles per hour.

How do you catch an elephant?
   You hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with an elephant?
   An animal that tells what it remembers.

How do you make an elephant stew?
   You keep it waiting for a few hours.

What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
   An elephant in a baggie.