humor: Once aPUN a time...

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

	Many years ago, a baker's assistant called Richard the Pourer,
whose job it was to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage
rolls, noted that he was running low on one of the necessary spices,
he sent his apprentice to the store to buy more.

	Unfortunately, upon arriving at the shop, the young man realized
that he had forgotten the name of the ingredient. All he could do was to
tell the shopkeeper that . . . it was for Richard the Pourer, for batter
for wurst.	 				(By Douglas Wood)

What happened to the musician that robbed the bank?
		He made off with the lute (by Cyn MacG)

If you're going down the street and suddenly
a mirage of a fence appears in your path,
what is it you're seeing?
		An obstacle illusion (by Cyn MacG)

Why do fugitives leaving
the country always go to Canada?
		Because it is the only place
		they have Toronto. (To run to)
					(By Stan Kegel)

What is the name of the fish-gilled
humanoid who is able to swim
through high octane gasoline?
		Ethyl Mer-man!  (By Gary Hallock)