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Joke: Barney in lost world?
BARNEY'S RUBBLE : A BURNING QUESTION
Q: Would Barney survive in The Lost World?
A: "Well, absolutely, Barney would survive," says Ann Piper,
a spokesperson for the prehistoric preschool favorite. "Barney
has survived millions of years. People forget that Barney's a
T. Rex too. He's the nice cousin."
Understandably, not everyone agrees. "Barney would last about
30 seconds," says World screenwriter David Koepp. "He's the
evolutionary freak." Adds Vince Vaughn, "The raptors would
take Barney's lunch money." Jeff Goldblum wholeheartedly agrees:
" ... He wouldn't last in the jungle. Purple is not exactly a
good camouflage color."
But some caution against underestimating the silly saurian.
"When Barney got through with the other dinosaurs, they would
be eating PB&J sandwiches," says Russell Mack, VP of communica-
tions for Lyrick Studios, Barney's producer. "Of course,
that might take the edge off the movie."
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