IF MEN WERE TO REWRITE THE RULES

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

IF MEN WERE TO REWRITE THE RULES

Rule # 1
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.  All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3
  If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4
It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid
Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5
Let us ogle.  If we don't look at other women how can we know
how pretty you are?

Rule # 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done  - not both.

Rule # 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 10
Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain
about having their boobs stared at.

Rule # 11
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off
ramp, you saying, "This is our exit" is not necessary.