Joke: Blonde Riding Horse

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

A blond had a near death experience the other day when she went
horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started
bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but
was thrown off.  With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head
first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the
horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope
and losing consciousness, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged it.