Joke: Arkansas Funnies

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

Arkansas Funnies:

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery? The
winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
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The Arkansan and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat
of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."
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A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in
an Arkansas bar. He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big
burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, "I've heard
just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes--we ain't all
stupid here in Arkansas!"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big
guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of this mister--I'm talking
to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!"