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FW: Sister Mary Katherine
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- Subject: FW: Sister Mary Katherine
- From: "Terry Blanchard" <diveall@efortress.com>
- Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 12:26:24 -0600
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-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Vanderstappen [mailto:Ronjvan@worldnet.att.net]
Sent: Friday, August 07, 1998 10:17 AM
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MSgt Bryan EATON; L. Mathew Doebler; Joe Rottler; Jennifer Spetsas;
Debbie Vigos; Cindy Doebler; Chris Lopez; Bob Emenger
Subject: Fw: Sister Mary Katherine
-----Original Message-----
From: Melinda Pepe <Melinda_Pepe@bourns.com>
To: 'ktate@folio.com' <ktate@folio.com>; 'sunnyw@wbhg.com'
<sunnyw@wbhg.com>; Scott Davis <Scott_Davis@bourns.com>; Roger Rickenbach
<Roger_Rickenbach@bourns.com>; Todd Palmer <Todd_Palmer@bourns.com>; Jay
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<Ronjvan@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Friday, August 07, 1998 8:57 AM
Subject: FW: Sister Mary Katherine
>Too cute!
>
>> ----------
>>
>> > > Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's
>> > > liquor
>> > > store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K and said, "Oh Jack, give me
>> > a
>> > > pint
>> > > o' the brandy."
>> > >
>> > > "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that!
>> > I've
>> > > never
>> > > sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
>> > >
>> > > "Oh Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her
>> > > voice
>> > > dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know."
>> > >
>> > > So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night, Jack closed the
>> > store
>> > > and
>> > > walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister
>> > > Mary
>> > > Katherine. And she was snookered.
>> > >
>> > > She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms
>> > > like a
>> > > bird, right there on the sidewalk.
>> > >
>> > > A crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister
>> > > Mary
>> > > Katherine! For shame! And you told me this was for the Mother
>> > > Superior's
>> > > constipation!"
>> > >
>> > > Sister Mary K. didn't miss a beat as she replied, "And so it is, me
>> > > lad, so
>> > > it is. When she sees me, she's gonna shit!"
>> > >
>>
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