Joke: Chinese Dictionary

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

CHINESE DICTIONARY
*MUST BE PRACTICED OUT LOUD*
Dung On Mai Shu ------ I stepped in excrement
Ai Bang Mai Ne ------- I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu ---------- A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat ---------- You need a face lift
Dum Gai -------------- A stupid person
Gun Pao Der ---------- An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung -------- Which one of you fertilized the field?
 Hu Yu Hai Ding ------- We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun -------- A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia -------------- Approach me
Lao Ze Sho ----------- Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi --------------- Not very good
Lin Ching ------------ An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding -------- A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn --------------- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai ------------- A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be -------- A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne --------- A small horse
Ten Ding Ba ---------- Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung --------- A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan -------- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah --------- Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim ----------- Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting ------ There is no reason to raise your voice