Joke: Think About It . . .

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

Can Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas stations bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean
them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?