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Joke: July 6 - THINGS THAT ARE ODD
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July 6, 1998
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THINGS THAT ARE ODD
- Submitted by Rubin
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* A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
* If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead"?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
* I was thinking that women should put pictures of
missing husbands on beer cans.
* I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all
the wrinkles out of my face.
* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men ?
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