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Joke: July 6 - THINGS THAT ARE ODD




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                               July 6, 1998
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                  THINGS THAT ARE ODD   
                          - Submitted by Rubin
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* A bus station is where a bus stops. 
  A train station is where a train stops.  
  On my desk I have a work station...

* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
   what fool came up with,
 "Quit while you're ahead"?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

* I was thinking that women should put pictures of 
  missing husbands on beer cans.

* I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all 
  the wrinkles out of my face.

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole 
  lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . 
  they were cramming for their finals.

* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified   in case of an emergency.  
  I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.

* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?  
  What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men ?


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