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Joke: May 15 - Top 13 Ways to Annoy Your Professor
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TOP 13 ways to Intimidate Your Professors
- Submitted by Claudia Rojas
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HERE's wishing all of our Joke-Of-The-Day.com
College/University members good luck on your exams
and to help you not get too stressed out during your
finals, print this out and bring it to class and pass
it around during the exam.
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If
the professor says no, rip the pages out of
your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters
"CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream
"AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed
in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the
professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the
pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith.
Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate
thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask,
"Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become
aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
(Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper,
write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and
start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
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