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April 23, 1998
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A FEW SHORT ONES
- Submitted by W. Von Stein
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WHAT's IT COST
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,
and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught
breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you
a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
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What The Colors Mean
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
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