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INTERNET SMILEYS
- Submitted by S.Sloan
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OK, Most if you have seen :) or :-) which in a traditional
smiley face used for e-mail and other text based systems, but have you
ever seen #:-),Smile with a fur hat, (for our Siberian joke members)
or :-o zz z z Z Z (which means you are bored (Try this on your boss)
If you haven't figured it out :) is just a smiley face turned on its side,
since most e-mail reader (at least noy yet) can't rotate characters.
So Here are some smileys you can use on your family, friends, colleagues, bosses, and people who you just want to have fun with.
This is not an exhaustive list.
Have your own smileyface: E-Mail it to us at:
smiley@joke-of-the-day.com
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Smiling/Laughing
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Sideways smily face =-)
Just won the lottery $-)
Laughing :-D
Simple smilie :-)
Winking smilie ;-)
Alternate happy face :->
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Anger/Sadness
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Frown :-(
Yelling :-(O)
Crying :'-(
Real unhappy :-c
Forlorn :-<
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Other Emotions
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Sticking out tongue :-P
Dead face :-|
Poker face :-I
Amazed :-<>
Shocked :-( )
Perplexed :-&
Bored :-o zz z z Z Z
Thinking :-\
Unbelieving (jaw dropped) :-C
"Oh, nooooooo!" :-o
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Turned Faces
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Turned face :^U
Turned poker face :^Y
Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) :^r
Turned smiling face :^y
Turned face with tongue out :^W
Pursing lips :^"
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Different noses
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Smilie without a nose :)
Smilie with a piggy nose :@)
Smilie with a bent nose :^)
Smilie with a nose of a clown :*)
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Different lips
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Kiss :-*
Lips are sealed :-X
Robot face :-[]
Smilie with a curly smile :-}
Smilie with straight smile Ver. 1 :->
Smilie with straight smile Ver. 2 :-]
Count Dracula :-[
Censored :-#
Smoking :-i
Smoking and smiling :-j
Tongue-in-cheek comments :-J
Smilie with braces :-[#]
Sick smilie :-S
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Different Eyes
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Bug-eyed smilie 8-)
Pirate P-)
Black-eyed face !-(
Smilie with glasses B-)
Cyclops smilie 0-)
Artistic face %)
Late night messages |-(
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"Accessories"
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Smilie with a moutashe :-{)
Smilie with hair {:-)
Wearing a walkman [:-)
Smilie with a graduation hat K:-)
Smilie with a cap d:-)
Smilie with a bowler hat C|:-)
Smilie with a nurse hat ]:-)
Smilie with a skull-cap (:-)
(or a bicycle helmet)
Smilie with a fur hat #:-)
Smilie with hat and pom-pom *<:-)
(cold weather smilie)
Smilie with beard :-)=
Uncle Sam =|:-)=
Smilie with curly hair &:-)
Smilie with wavy hair @:-)
Monk / Nun +<:-|
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