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Joke: April 6 - OH THOSE ACCOUNTANTS!
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April 6, 1998
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OH THOSE ACCOUNTANTS
- Submitted by Andrew Deazeley
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'Tis the Season' to make fun of those people who are only trying
to help us save money.
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way
you don't understand.
How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?
He has a loophole named after him.
What does an accountant Do for birth control?
He tals about his business.
What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
What's an insolvency practitoner?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road
map the wrong way.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything
and the value of nothing. ALL IN GOOD FUN
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