Liquor Warning labels (**1/2)

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine  and
liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the  matter!
 
WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with  breath that
          could knock a buzzard off a manure truck at 100 yards. 

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
          really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the  morning. 

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story
          over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. 

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you
          REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas
	  party.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever
          happened to your pants (panties) anyway. 

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and
          see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't
	  remember).

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn
          on the forehead. 

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
          more handsome, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy
	  named "Big Al".