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Joke: March 25 - It's a Dog's Life
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March 25, 1998
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A DOG's LIFE
- Submitted by K.Stevens
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It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by sending
extra voltage across one side of the two wire circuit and ground
(earth in England). When the subscriber answers the phone, it switches
to the two wire circuit for the conversation. This method allows two
parties on the same line to be signaled without disturbing each other.
Anyway, an elderly lady with several pets called to say that
her telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on the
few occasions when it did ring her dog always barked first. The
telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic dog.
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and
dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring. He tried again.
The dog barked loudly, followed by a ringing telephone.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
a. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground post via
an iron chain and collar..
b. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current.
c. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and
urinating on the ground..
d. The wet ground now completed the circuit and the phone
would ring..
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