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Humor: Lipstick
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- Subject: Humor: Lipstick
- From: jondd@juno.com (Jon D Dayley)
- Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 23:22:05 -0700
- References: <19980226.214016.3934.1.petey33@juno.com>
>The Lipstick
>
>A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the
>older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom
they
>would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
>Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered
>all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to
meet
>with them at the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the
>principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
>The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the
>custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies
did not
>fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to
>witness just how hard it was to clean.
>The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long-handled brush out of
>a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the
>mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
>That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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