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TODAY's JOKE
February 9, 1998
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The Weekend "Tatoos" joke brought in lots of comments.
Some great roars of laughter, a few complaints.
Overall it did very well. A 5.8 from Joke-of-the-day.com members
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THE QUESTIONS
- Submitted by CKBrister
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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and
go to Heaven. St. Peter's there and was having a bad day since
heaven was getting crowded When they get to the gate, St. Peter
informd them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they
each will have to answer a single question.
To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that
crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"
The teacher thinks for a sec, and then replies:" That would have
been the Titanic, right?". St. Peter lets him through the gate.
St. Peter turns to the Garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven
doesn't REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into
heaven, decides to make the question a little harder: "How many
people died on the ship?"
The garbage man guesses: "1228" "That happens to be right;
go ahead."
St. Peter turns to the Lawyer: "Name them."
THE LAST SIX MONTHS
- Submitted by D.B.DAY
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The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that
he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that
was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested
that he should get his "house in order" , make sure his Will was
current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the
funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left
of his life, to the fullest.
"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor.
His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think
I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law".
Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, "Of all people,
why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?"
"Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!"
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