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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in phsycokinesis raise my hand.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at one time.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
On the other hand, you have different fingers..
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
There's no future in time travel.
Smith and Wesson: The original point and click
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
Why do Psychics have to ask you your name?
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
Plaster cast: Free beer backstage.
Triple Bypass: Better than a quarterback sneak.