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Humor: Twelve Days of Christmas
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- Subject: Humor: Twelve Days of Christmas
- From: jondd@juno.com (Jon D Dayley)
- Date: Tue, 9 Dec 1997 22:45:54 -0700
- References: <199712091609.KAA04214@dfw-ix10.ix.netcom.com>
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
>>>On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
>>>
>>>Twelve Drummers Drumming
>>>
>>>.-} .-} .-} .-} .-} .-}
>>>|_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|
>>>(_) (_) __ (_) .---. (_) (_) __ (_)
>>>.---.
>>>| \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/
>>> \
>>>|\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o
>>> |
>>>|:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\
>>> /
>>>|:| |:| |:| `---` |:| |:| |:|
>>>`---`
>>>|:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_
>>>
>>>.-} .-} .-} .-} .-} .-}
>>>|_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_|
>>>(_) (_) __ (_) .---. (_) (_) __ (_)
>>>.---.
>>>| \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/
>>> \
>>>|\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o
>>> |
>>>|:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\
>>> /
>>>|:| |:| |:| `---` |:| |:| |:|
>>>`---`
>>>|:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ |:|_
>>>
>>>Eleven Pipers Piping
>>> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
>>>,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) /_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_) ,/_)
>>> (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (") (")
>>> /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\ /I\
>>>(/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\)
>>> ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| |||
>>> |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_ |||_
>>>
>>>
>>>Ten Lords A-Leaping
>>>
>>> w w
>>> w 0__ \0__
>>> \0__ w /|_ w /_
>>> /_ __0/ '\/ / \0_ '\/ / w
>>> '\/ / /_ ` /_ ` __0/
>>> ` `\/ \, _\ \, /_
>>> w ` `\/ \,
>>> \0__ w w
>>> /_ 0__ w \0__
>>> _\ \, /|_ __0 / |_
>>> ` `\/ \, /_ _\ \,
>>> `\/ /, `
>>>
>>>Nine Ladies Dancing
>>>
>>> () |~
>>> _/)(\_ () () 0` |~
>>> /~~\ () _/)(\_ () _/)(\_ 0`
>>> /____\ _/)(\_ /^^\ () _/)(\_ /""\
>>> /~~\ /____\ /)(\_ /``\ /____\
>>> /____\ /""\ /____\ ()
>>> () /____\ _/)(\_
>>> |~ _/)(\_ () /^^\
>>> 0` |~ /``\ _/)(\_ /____\
>>> 0` /____\ /~~\
>>> /____\
>>>
>>>Eight Maids A-Milking
>>>
>>> __.----. __.----. __.----.
>>>__.----.___
>>>(\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-'
>>>;--`
>>> `(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ |
>>> ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) |
>>> (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 ,/
>>> `--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ _(__)|
>>> `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\||
>>> ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
>>> __.----. __.----. __.----.
>>>__.----.___
>>>(\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-'
>>>;--`
>>> `(99)' _ `(66)' _ `(aa)' _ `(ee)' _ |
>>> ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) ) ( (|) |
>>> (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/
>>> `--'\_ (__).'`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ (__).`--'\_ _(__)|
>>> `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `|||~~/\|| `||~|| /\||
>>> ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
>>>
>>>Seven swans A-Swimming
>>>
>>> ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
>>> /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _,
>>> |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / |
>>> // _/ |// _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ // _/ |
>>> / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _)
>>> / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/)
>>> \ ~=3D- \ ~=3D- \ ~=3D- \ ~=3D- \ ~=3D- \ ~=3D- \
>~=3D=
>>>- /
>>>
>>>~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
>>>
>>>Six Geese A-Laying
>>> __ __ __ __ __ __
>>> >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' )
>>> )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ ,
>>> /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\
>>> / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) /
>>>)
>>> \ ` =3D~~/ \ ` =3D~~/ \ ` =3D~~/ \ ` =3D~~/ \ ` =3D~~/ \
>` =
>>>=3D~~/
>>> `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-'
>>>__
>>> ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~'
>>>(__)
>>>
>>>Five Golden Rings
>>>
>>> .-. .-. .-. .-. .-.
>>> ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_))
>>> '-' '-' '-' '-' '-'
>>>
>>>Four Calling Birds
>>>
>>> ___ ___ ___ ___
>>> ('v') ('v') ('v') ('v')
>>> (( )) (( )) (( )) (( ))
>>> -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"--
>>>
>>>Three French Hens
>>>
>>> (\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\
>>> ( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('>
>>> (__(=3D_) (__(=3D_) (__(=3D_)
>>> -" -" -"
>>>
>>>Two Turtle Doves
>>> _ _
>>> <')_,/ <') ,/
>>> (_=3D=3D/ (_=3D=3D/
>>> =3D'- =3D'-
>>>
>>>And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
>>> _
>>> ('>
>>> /))@@@@@
>>> /@"@@@@@()@
>>> @@()@@()@@@@
>>> @@@O@@@@()@@@
>>> @()@@\@@@()@@
>>> @()@||@@@@@
>>> @@||@@@
>>> ||
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>> Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
>>>-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-.-=3D=
>>>*=3D-.-=3D*=3D-