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[Bthelin@mail.sisna.com]

*MAN HAS NO PAIN IN HIS NECK, JUST A KNIFE:
  After a brawl in a Portland bar, Pedro Olivera walked home and went to sleep
for four hours without realizing he had a knife stuck in his neck.  His wife's
attempt to remove the kitchen knife was unsuccessful and Olivera was
transported to a local hospital and placed in the intensive care unit, where
he is expected to recover.  Olivera has survived three previous stabbings.
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  ROBBER ALLOWS CLERK TO CALL THE POLICE:
  A robber in Nevada told a convenience store clerk he could make one phone
call, during the holdup, then was surprised to see the police show up.
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  THEN THERE'S THE ROBBER WHO CALLED THE POLICE HIMSELF:
  A drunken robber stumbled into a gas station in Ionia, Mich., and demanded
the cash in the till.  When the two service station attendants refused, the
robber threatened to call the police.
  
  The "grease monkeys" refused again and the thief kept his word.  He called
the cops -- and promptly got arrested.
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  DUMB CROOKS OF THE MONTH:
  When Tulelake, CA, police arrived on the scene of a break-in at the post
office, they discovered a broken window with a large amount of blood around
the area.  Following a blood trail, the cops were delighted to see multiple
bloody fingerprints around the building's interior.  Police were able to
follow the trail of blood drops to a nearby house, where an adult and juvenile
were arrested.
  
  The adult had a large cut on his right hand and the juvenile was found with
$8.00 in quarters purloined from the post office stamp machine in his pocket.
Also found in the front yard was a roll of test stamps.  Further investigation
at the crime scene revealed that the adult suspect left a bloody fingerprint
on his own P.O. Box, as he apparently checked to see if he had any mail.