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humor 2000: The Shortest Line
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What's the shortest distance between two jokes?
A straight line!
Today's Anagram: Accord not in it == Contradiction
Amazing Factoids from the "Year 2000 Doodle and Fact Calendar"
--- just for fun --- these may not be true! ---
Good News: A human baby can grow up to
3/4 of an inch in a single day.
Bad News: Only a few thousand of them will grow
tall enough to play in the National League
Good News: Bird lovers love flamingos.
Bad News: With annual U.S. sales of over 500,000 plastic flamingos
the ratio of plastic flamingos to real ones is 700 to 1.
THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!
So there's this company that puts on what they call
"Lunch and Learn" seminars for the employees during
lunchtime. These deal with a variety of physical and
mental health issues. Last week, this flier came around:
LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR:
WHO'S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?
(Get your manager's permission before attending)
HOMOGRAPHS: same spelling, but ....
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
I hope that you are content with the content of this message.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = WHAT'S THAT? = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Tricia Havens submitted this sentence, which
makes sense with the proper inflection. Try it!
"The teacher said that that 'that'
that that student used was correct."
= = = = = = = = = = = = = THAT'S THAT! = = = = = = = = = = = = =
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