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humor 2000: Are You From Indiana?

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Today's Anagram: "Desperation"  ==  "A Rope Ends It"
   (This is not a recommended course of action!!)

Exercising Opinions:
  My grandmother started walking five miles a day when
  she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where she is.

You know you are from Indiana when:

 You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup

 You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit

 You have more miles on your snow blower than your car

 You have 10 favorite recipes for venison

 Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than
 the toy stores at Christmas

 You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard

 Driving is better in the winter because
 the potholes get filled with snow

 You think everyone from the city has an accent

 You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car

 The local paper covers national and international
 headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for sports

 Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof

 You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday

 Summer takes place the second week of July (and it still rains!)

 You find -20F a little chilly

 The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer

 You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your
 finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots

 Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout

 You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
 Almost Winter, and Road Construction

 The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus

 You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre".

 You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward
 them to all your Indiana friends.

		Thanks to: Heather S.

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