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humor: nov 05 -- And how are YOU feeling?

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Thanks to "buc" for sending this......

 Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from the
 accident were serious enough to take the trucking company
 (responsible for the accident) to court.

 In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
 questioning Clyde.

 "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident,
 'I'm fine?'", asked the lawyer.

 Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had
 just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

 "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted,
 "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say
 'I'm fine' at the scene of the accident?"

 Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into
 the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

 The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying
 to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
 this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was
 just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying
 to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him
 to simply answer the question."

 By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's
 answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he
 has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

 Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I was
 saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the
 trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge
 semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my
 truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
 Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
 didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning
 and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her

 "About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
 could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to

 "After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her
 between the eyes.

 "Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his
 hand and looked at me and said, 'And, how are YOU feeling?'"

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