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Fwd: Klean Humor December 23, 1999


Today is Thursday, December 23, 1999

Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like:

10. Hey! Now there's a gift!

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season
though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts
to charity.

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift
you don't like:

1. I really don't deserve this.

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