[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]

humor: sep 23 -- Random Acts of Kindness

                              Nick's G-Rated Humor List

1.Don't tell people everything you know.


~ The next toll booth you come to, pay for a car behind you.

~ Send a thank you letter to a teacher you once had,
  letting him or her know the difference the teacher
  made in your life.

~ Ask an older person to tell you a story about his or her youth.

~ Order a mail order gift anonymously for a friend or co-worker.

~ Give another driver your parking spot.

~ Let someone merge ahead of you, smile and wave at that person.

~ Open the phone book, select a name,
  and send that person a greeting card (anonymously).

~ Write a note to the boss of someone who has helped you,
  thanking the boss for having such a great employee.

~ Praise the work or attitude of a co-worker to someone else in the work place.

~ Write a note to the owner of a house or garden in your neighborhood
  whose beauty gives you pleasure.

~ Say, "I love you" to 20 people for whom it's true.


The Politically Correct National Football League
would like to announce its name changes and schedules
for the '99 season:

The Washington Native Americans will host the New York
Very Tall People on  opening day. Other key games include
the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis
Uninvited Guests, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsementaking
on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.

In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the
showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts
and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of
Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while
the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.

The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes
against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. The Cincinnati Large
Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash
with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9.

And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago
Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market. Week 9 also features
the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous
Lovers of Country.

     From MIKEY'S FUNNIES, brought to you
     by Mike Atkinson @ YOUTH SPECIALTIES
           Youth Ministry on the Net:
           Real Help for Real Ministry

 ARCHIVES OF PAST ISSUES: http://www.NicksHumor.net/archive
 Thanks for telling your friends about this humor list.
 Send G-Rated submissions to: submit@NicksHumor.net
 SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE online: http://www.nickshumor.net/subscribe.html
 To subscribe, unsubscribe or change to digest version of this list
 send an empty email message to:  info@nickshumor.net
 To report trouble with list send to: help@NicksHumor.net
              humor                            1.94.3+ 9908