humor: aug 05 -- Thoughts About Cats

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From: Roger Wilky <rwilky@eatel.net>
Via: Tom Swifts <TomSwifties@onelist.com>


9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice

A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely.

A cat is just a bundle of purr.

A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*.

A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.

A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy.
Anything not yet on the ground will be.

Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ...

Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?

Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.

Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there

CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...

Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of Italian cats

CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??

Catholic:  A cat with a drinking problem.
Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home.

A Book on Cats - by Ann Gora

I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?

If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.

Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?

McDonald's Hamburger 29¢ ....Kal Can cat food 89¢ ...Hmmmm?

It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.

It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage.

Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.


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