humor: jul 16 -- You'll Get A Charge Out Of This

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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  A guy tries to go into a night club,
  but the bouncer tells him he needs a
  tie.  So he goes back to his car, and
  the only thing he can find is a set
  of jumper cables.  He ties them around
  his neck, and returns to the door of
  the nightclub.  The bouncer stares at
  him and reluctantly says, "OK, you
  can go in.  But don't try to start
  anything."
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  Electrical Resistance Begins At Ohm!
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     Charging a battery can
    be a revolting experience.
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