from a cats diary

[brian@IdahoAccess.com]

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another 
houseplant.
 
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around 
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this 
at the top of the stairs.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse these 
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their 
favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
 
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
 
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless 
body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and 
to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and 
condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm.  Not 
working according to plan......
 
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture.  This time however it
included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo."  What sick 
minds could invent such a liquid.  My only consolation is the piece 
of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
 
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.  I
was placed in solitary  throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call
"beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due 
to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use 
it to my advantage.
 
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and 
maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more 
than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the 
other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their 
frightful tongue something akin to mole speak) and speaks with 
them regularly.  I am certain he reports my every move.   Due to 
his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But 
I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Brian Thelin              
brian@IdahoAccess.com


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