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What's Your Excuse?

 Subject:  What's Your Excuse?
 A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening 
drive.  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what 
was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
 As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red 
and blue light behind him.  "There ain't no way they can catch a 
Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.  The 
needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind 
 "What in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The 
cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and 
examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last 
pull-over.& I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an 
excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
 "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was 
afraid you were trying to give her back!"
 "On your way," said the officer.

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