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Joke: Makes sense to me!

 Makes sense to me!

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon
passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today, why
don't you let me show you around?"  The guy thinks this is a great idea
and graciously accepts the offer.
St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room,
the library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come
to a HUGE room full of clocks.

The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"  St. Peter explains,
"Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on
earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the
Gates to be judged."

The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks
are going faster than others. He asks why is that?  St. Peter explains,
"Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."  This
also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before
leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this
clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks,
"What's the story with that clock?"  
"Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "that's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided
to use it as a fan."