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humor: Latin Phrases


Revelare Pecunia! -- Show Me The Money!

Sic semper tyrannus -- Your dinosaur is ill

No Quid Pro Quo -- I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid

Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I came; I saw; I stuck around

E pluribus septum -- Multiple nose piercings

Sic transit gloria mundi -- Gloria got sick on the bus Monday

Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus.
	-- Remove foil before microwaving.

Il guyus nissanem iste ickye.
	-- That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.

Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus.
	-- Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.

Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
        -- A little song, a little dance,
           a little seltzer down your pants.

Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus
	-- It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer

Domino vobiscum. -- The pizza guy's here.

Nick Brown
    professional magician
    amateur human being