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Joke: funny twist

On a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African
Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew
attendant over to complain about her seating.  "What seems to be the problem
Madam?" asked the attendant. "Can't you see?" she said " You've sat me next to
a kafir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another
seat!"   "Please calm down Madam." the stewardess replied. "The flight is very
full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do - I'll go and check to see if we
have any seats available in club or first class".
The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to
mention many of the surrounding passengers).  A few minutes later the
stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who
cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self satisfied
grin:  " Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to
the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one
seat in first class".  Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess
"It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have
had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the cirumstances,
the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit
next such an obnoxious person."  With which, she turned to the black man 
sitting next to her, and said:  "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I
have your seat ready for you..."
At which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a
standing ovation while the black man walks up to the front of the plane...