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July 24 - WINDOWS ERRORS in HAIKU




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            WINDOWS ERRORS in HAIKU
                       - Submitted by Bill Carmody
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In the wake of the Federal anti-trust suit against Microsoft,
Sony has announced its own computer operating system now
available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.

Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic 
of Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS operating systems, 
Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high 
ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been -- until 
now an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony.

For example, we have replaced the usual impersonal and unhelpful
Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."

The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error
messages:

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  A file that big?
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.

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  The Web site you seek
  cannot be located but
  endless others exist

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  Chaos reigns within.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
  Order shall return.


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  ABORTED effort:
  Close all that you have.
  You ask way too much.

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  First snow, then silence.
  This thousand dollar screen dies
  so beautifully.

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  With searching comes loss
  and the presence of absence:
  "My Novel" not found.

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  The Tao that is seen
  Is not the true Tao, until
  You bring fresh toner.

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  Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.

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 Rather than a beep
  Or a rude error message,
  These words:  "File not found."

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  Serious error.
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
  Screen.  Mind.  Both are blank.



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