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COMMENTS FROM CARNICAL CRUISES
During the fire at Sea
- Written by Kathleen Bonilla
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I wrote this list out this morning--at first it was just supposed
to be an inside joke between me and my family. I hope you find
it as funny as we do...
#10: "Where's everybody going?"
#9: "In case of fire, break glass. Insert quarter."
#8 "Nobody gets in a life boat without proof that they signed
up for the event
#7: "This is gonna hurt our Bingo revenue."
#6: "Stop, drop, and roll...but remember to do it at your
assigned time."
#5: "Due to the increased instances of smoke inhilation, we
, will be lowering our drink prices .15 cents to accomodate
those who may become thirsty."
#4: "Hey...this drill wasn't listed on the activity list!!"
#3: "..Hmm...Did I remember to turn the iron off?..."
#2: "Partial refund given for days unused..."
And....#1:
"Does this mean we're not getting a tip?
THANKS Kathleen
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