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Joke: Preacher at a stop light

The Reverend's Wife Tells About His Day

The other day I went to the religious book store where I saw a "Honk If You
Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the bumper of my car,
and I am really glad I did. What an uplifting experience follows; I stopped
at a light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the LORD. I
didn't notice that the light had changed.  The bumper sticker really worked.
I found lots of people who love Jesus.  Why, the guy behind me started to
honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord, because pretty soon he leaned
out his window and yelled "Jesus Christ" as loud as he could.  It was like
being at a football game with him shouting, :Go Jesus Christ Go"

Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and
smiled to all those loving people.  There must have been a guy from Florida
back there, because I could here him yelling something about a sunny  beach,
and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck in the
air. I had recently asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of
squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me it was the  "Hawaiian
Good Luck" sign. So I leaned out the window and gave him the Good Luck sign
back. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to
pray,  but just then I noticed that the light had changed and I stepped on
the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across
the intersection.  I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the
window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I
drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!