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Joke: Heaven or Hell?

                     Heaven or Hell?
                          - Submitted by  Joyce Clint
A few Housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the
subject turned to their husbands.  One lady said "My husband
just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to

This led to talk around the table and it was generally
agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were
going to end up in Hell.  

So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves.  
One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."  

Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." 
So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything.  
And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely
you're going to Heaven...?"  

She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me 
a ticket straight to Hell!"  

They were shocked and asked 


"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world 
 without men, do you??!?"