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Exercise By: Jim Moore Jr <jimjr@QIS.NET>
* I woke up the other morning with a real desire to exercise --
So I stayed in bed till the desire went away.
* I don't believe in jogging or working out at a gym.
When I die, I want it to be from some illness.
* I may not jog or workout --
but I'm a very brisk eater.
* Mrs JimJr has come up with a brand new exercise --
she shops faster.
* Somebody told me to try walking backwards for increased exercise.
I put on eight pounds.
* I walk everywhere for my health --
but I never find it.
* I even get exercise from magazines. I bend over to pick
up all those subscription cards that keep falling out.
* My cardiologist says I have the body of a 35 year old.
He even told me where the guy was buried.