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                  MORE FUNNY SIGNS   
                  - Submitted by Joke-Of-The-Day.com members
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Here again is one of the most popular features of Joke-Of-The-Day.com,
our funny sign series.

If you have seen a hilarous sign, let us know and we will make you and the
sign famous.  E-mail us at   SIGNS@Joke-Of-The-Day.com
Eric, JokeMaster

AND HERE THEY ARE:

******** 
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass-
"Sleep with someone you know"
     - Danielle Larsson

******** 
Seen on barn in Hooper, Utah.
"Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again!"
              and
"Is there life after death?
Trespass here will find out."
     - Bob Gray

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At a home cookin' restaurant in Oklahoma:

"The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster"
     - Stephanie Luker 

******** 
On a BUMPER STICKER

I  may be fat
But You're Ugly
and I can diet
      - John K. Busch

******** 
At an ATM machine, the sign said "If you are blind, please use the
braile keys".
     - Heathyr King 

******** 
Sign seen on a main road in downtown  Baghdad: 
 "NO BARKING HERE" 
(It turns out that the Iraqis pronounce their Ps as Bs;)   
       - Aseem Kr Chawla

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A sign at a hospital for people with Hemroides, reads, 
"All deliveries made inrear
      - PRivera

******** 
I've been playing sign games since my dad got his 
first car in 1940.  Recently I saw this one:

Free wood for sale. 
   - Delores Ellis

******** 
On the I-5 North freeway in San Diego, the California 
Department of Transportation has kindly erected a sign for 
the nautically challenged:

"Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit"
   - jj markham 

******** 
There used to be a sign I'd see while driving down New York 
Avenue in D.C., but the facility isn't there anymore; 
they must've moved.

    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC
    Department of Human Services
       - Neil Manson

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In this building you can smoke every other day. 
Today you can't smoke. 
    - Roie Marianer'

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