[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]


For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each 
other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm
going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life
for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a
clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. 

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter,
shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from
the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more
minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the
female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time
you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."