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Joke: February 4 - Those Dirty Words
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THOSE DIRTY WORDS
- Submitted by A. Jameson
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called
her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we
returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never
heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come
get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful!
COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...
Tell mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:
DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK
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