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Joke: December 20 - What An Amazing FINAL



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                    A SUPPOSED TRUE FINALS STORY
                         - Submitted by Jay Dowling
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This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores
 who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the 
quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final 
they had a solid 'A'. These two friends were so confident going into the 
final that the weekend  before finals week, even though the Chem final 
was on Monday, they decided to go up to University of Virginia and party 
with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time.  
However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day 
Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find Professor
Aldric after the final and explain to him why they missed the final. 
They told him that they went up to UVA for the weekend, and had planned 
to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way 
back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and 
so were late getting back to campus.

Aldric thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the 
final on the following day.  The two guys were elated and relieved.  
So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that 
Aldric had told them.  He placed them in separate rooms and handed each 
of them a test booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about 
free radical formation and was worth 5 points.  "Cool" they thought, 
"this is going to be easy."  They did that problem and then turned 
the page.  They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the 
next page.

It said:   (95 points)  Which tire?
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