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FW: definitions

     AMIGA              A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
     APPLE              Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity   
     BASIC              Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
     CD-ROM             Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
     COBOL              Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language  
     DEC                Do Expect Cuts
     DOS                Defective Operating System  
     IBM                I Blame Microsoft
     ISDN               It Still Does Nothing  
     LISA               Lost in Space Again
     LISP               Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
     MACINTOSH          Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating  
                           System hangs
     MIPS               Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed  
     OS/2               Obsolete Soon, Too
     PASCAL             Pretentious and Slow Computer Application Language  
     PCMCIA             People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
     PENTIUM            Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect  
                           Understanding of Mathematics
     RISC               Reduced Into Silly Code  
     SCSI               System Can't See It
     WINDOWS            Will Install Needless Data On Whole System  
     WWW                World Wide Wait