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mild humor

You know you spend too much time on the Internet when:

Your phone bill comes in a box

You start tilting your head sideways to smile  :-)

You don't know the sex of your closest friends because they all have
neutral screen names

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one

You step out of your room and realize that the rest of your family has

You tell the cab driver that you live at : 

You dream in HTML

Your idea of a sexy tattoo is: "This body is best viewed with Netscape
3.0 or higher"