humor 2000: Yes, Officer?

[Nick Brown <nbrown@calpoly.edu>]

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Things Not To Say To A Cop
(uh, that is, a Policeman)

** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

** Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

** Are You Andy or Barney?

** You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

** I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are
   no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

** Gee Officer, your eyes glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

** Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


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Reed B.T. suggests that
	"4400 Mockingbirds is two kilo mockingbirds
	 not 2200, which is one kilomockingbird."

Reed has half-a-point
	kilo = 1000 in the metric system,
	so metrically speaking
	2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
	(this is my preferred version of this gag)

On the other hand, in computer science
	K = 1024 in the metric system,
	so 2048 mockingbirds = 2 Kmockingbirds

But I guess that the first idea is that
since 1 kilogram has an Earth weight of 2.2 pounds
we could say that 4.4(lb)mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds



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