humor 2000: It's Just A Glass of Water

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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JUST A GLASS OF WATER ---

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

To the idealist, the glass should be full.

The feminist would say, "My glass has less water in it than his glass."

The ecologist would say, "Save the Water!"

The anarchist would say, "Break the glass!"

The capitalist would say, "Let's sell this glass."



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