humor: nov 16 -- Tuesday Quiz

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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I sent this out quickly -- hope all answers are correct.
BTW, I changed two answers -- you can guess which?
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WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? (US)

2. How many US states are there? (don't laugh, some Americans don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (no cheating!)

6. What two numbers on the telephone don't have letters by them?

7. When you walk, does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?

8. How many matches are in a standard pack?

9. On the US flag, is the top stripe red or white?

10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

11. Which way does water go down the drain:
    clockwise or counterclockwise?

12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

14. Which side of a woman's blouse are the buttons on?

15. On an New York license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?

16. Which way do fans rotate? [not sports fans]

17. Whose face is on a US dime?

18. How many sides does a stop sign have?

19. Do books have even number pages on the right or left side?

20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

25. On which card is the cardmaker's trademark?

26. On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the
    opening between the slats?

27. On the back of a US $1 bill, what is in the center?

28. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone.
    What 2 symbols bear no digits?

29. How many curves are in a standard paper clip?

30. Does a merry-go-round turn? Clockwise or counterclockwise?


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ANSWERS

1. Bottom (If you've travelled in the southern US you've seen
   some which hang sideways with green on the right.)
2. 50 (please tell me you at least got this one!)
3. right
4. blue, red, white, yellow, black, and gold
5. Q, Z
6. 1,0
7. left
8. 20
9. red
10. 88
11. counter (unless you happen to be south of the equator)
    Nick Brown does necessarily agree with this, but it
    is the legend, so print the legend......
12. toward bottom right
13. 12 (no #1)
14. left
15. top
16. clockwise as you look at it
17. F.D. Roosevelt
18. Two sides (front and back); eight edges!!!
19. left
20. 5
21. 6
22. Bashful
23. 6
24. Did you notice there wasn't a question for #24?
25. Ace of spades
26. left
27. ONE
28. *, #
29. 3
30. counter

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