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humor: nov 26 -- Thanksgiving Leftovers
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Y2K check: Yesterday I reset my computer clock
to 12/30/99, so today my computer thinks it is
1/1/2000. So far everything seems to be working...
A THANKSGIVING POEM
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ....
happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please!
> / __ \ ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> __/==LI==\__ ooooooooooo o
> `"///""""\\\"` o The dinner's barely o
> ( o o ) o over and already o
> \ __ / o shopping fever is o
> ;.__.; o in the air. o
> /` /\ `\ o o
> | /::\ | ooooooooooooooooooo
> /\ / :: \ /\
> / \/ :: \/ \
> (_/ / :: \ \_)
> | || |
> |- || -|
> (__/ \__)
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