humor: nov 26 -- Thanksgiving Leftovers

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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A THANKSGIVING POEM

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ....
happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please!


>          ____
>         / __ \                ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>      __/==LI==\__  ooooooooooo                         o
>     `"///""""\\\"`           o    The dinner's barely   o
>       (  o  o  )             o    over and already     o
>        \  __  /               o   shopping fever is   o
>         ;.__.;                 o    in the air.      o
>       /`  /\  `\                o                   o
>      |   /::\   |                ooooooooooooooooooo
>     /\  / :: \  /\
>    /  \/  ::  \/  \
>    /\/`>==::==<`\/\
>   (_/ /   ::   \ \_)
>      /__________\
>        |  ||  |
>        |- || -|
>        \.-||-./
>        /LI/\LI\
>       (__/  \__)

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