Re: [humorix] Fwd: Re: Fw: Old jokes retold (fwd) (fwd)

[Gavin Lawrence <gavlawrence@yahoo.com>]

monkey

--- Charles Montford <cmontford@mindspring.com> wrote:
> 
> Good One!
> 
> ==================
> At 11:29 PM 12/4/1999 +0530, you wrote:
> >
> >>One day, Eris calls Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates
> to her and tells them
> >>that they're the two most important people in the
> world and so she's
> >>telling them the world will end tomorrow.
> >>
> >>They shrug with a distracted air (Torvalds was
> working on this really
> >>weird swap space problem, and Bill was wondering
> what to buy next) and
> >>return to their homes.
> >>
> >>A while later, Bill calls all his top executives
> together and tells them,
> >>"I have some good news and some great news. The
> good news is that Eris
> >>thinks I'm one of the most important people in the
> world, and the great
> >>news is that we won't have to worry about Y2K!"
> >>
> >>Around the same time, this email shows up on
> comp.os.linux.misc:
> >>"I have some good news and some bad news. The good
> news is that I got
> >>that swap problem fixed, and the bad news is that
> we have to get kernel
> >>2.4 out by December!"
> >>
> >
> >-- 
> >Satya. http://satyaonline.cjb.net/
> >Beta test of Mumbai bus guide at
> http://satyaonline.cjb.net/ !
> >FREE! Email reminder service at
> http://satyaonline.cjb.net/rem.html
> ><<<       Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join
> in the fun!       >>>
> >
> >
> >-
> >Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a
> lighter note
> >Archive:      http://humbolt.nl.linux.org/lists/
> >Web site:    
> http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/
> >
> 
> -
> Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a
> lighter note
> Archive:      http://humbolt.nl.linux.org/lists/
> Web site:    
> http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/
> 
> 
> 

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Thousands of Stores.  Millions of Products.  All in one place.
Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com
-
Humorix:      Linux and Open Source(nontm) on a lighter note
Archive:      http://humbolt.nl.linux.org/lists/
Web site:     http://www.i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/