humor: dec 08 -- Barbie News

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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"Years ago, when trying to invoke
the mysterious forces of the universe,
you said: "Abracadabra"

Today you say:
"I think we need to call tech support."

	--Cecil Adams, The Straight Dope


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LATE BREAKING BARBIE NEWS

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.

"How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.

In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00
when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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Dear Nick:
Regarding last Sunday's mailing --- Just so you know - "Jim Checkin' In" is
a wonderful lyric and song composed by my friend Sonny Salsbury -- a
delightful artist and musician residing in Yakima Washington.  Thanks for
running it past us -- it's even more beautiful  put to music!
Blessings, Andy Ross
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